All right, I'm shipping out in less than an hour. I'm so nervous!!!! I need one more thing ironed before I stuff it in my suitcase and before airport security rips the insides of my suitcase apart. Why bother? Then I need to figure out how to fit laundry detergent into one of my two bags - both of which are almost zipped and protruding at odd angles in various places.

I'M SO SCARED!!!! I am not mature enough to do this. Repeat after me: I have Perry. I have Perry. I have Perry. And my teddy bear. Breathe.

The next time I update this, I'll be in London! Or someone will close it down post-mortem. :/ HAPPY THOUGHTS, ASHLEY.